Sage

I'm Sage. I like comedy, skateboarding, texas, and simple self descriptions.

fukkkres:

blogger Ryan Nosdrinker gives a lesson on how to blog

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vicradlehead:

this post is the only one that has 12 million notes and it changes all the time. the flubber robin williams, the rogerina, the “reblog if you dont have a tumblr” and the dean winchester gym shorts is literally all the same post and you guys are astonished that it has so many notes every time a new version of it comes around

(Source: inthemidstofmonsters, via thefuuuucomics)

b3vn5:

sleepycutie:

bootyscientist:

swolizard:

bootyscientist:

radvillain:

budinmyswisher:

bae

what kinda pizza that is

that’s regular cheese pizza my guy but it looks microwaveable

this is cute and shit but I for one aint fucking with a girl who doesnt even love herself to eat good pizza

like that’s not even digiorno my nigga that look like mama cozzi’s microwaveable pizzas u get 4 for $5

this sad

Even bad pizza is good pizza. None of y’all are real pizza lovers if you don’t eat from the bottom of the barrel every now and then. Sure this pizza aint got the flavors like delivery, but for 50 cents and 2 minutes flat this is pure gold.

b3vn5:

sleepycutie:

bootyscientist:

swolizard:

bootyscientist:

radvillain:

budinmyswisher:

bae

what kinda pizza that is

that’s regular cheese pizza my guy but it looks microwaveable

this is cute and shit but I for one aint fucking with a girl who doesnt even love herself to eat good pizza

like that’s not even digiorno my nigga that look like mama cozzi’s microwaveable pizzas u get 4 for $5

this sad

Even bad pizza is good pizza. None of y’all are real pizza lovers if you don’t eat from the bottom of the barrel every now and then. Sure this pizza aint got the flavors like delivery, but for 50 cents and 2 minutes flat this is pure gold.

(Source: lolitaist, via askinnyblackman)

blackguyandrew:

vault—girl:

drunkdirk:

angryblackman:

beybladehero:

tubesock:

angryblackman:

ebenezersceaux:

tubesock:

beybladehero:

tubesock:

beybladehero:

everyone yelled at me for not wearing a bra tonight sorry

have you ever used the RC dragoon beyblade? dude they’re so damn cheap like they stop spinning pretty fast but not before they wreck everyone’s beyblades
so unfair

are you hitting on me

thought you were a beyblade hero

nigga, you used a RC beyblade???kill yourself

RC Beyblade?
Nigga you weak.

I used a reg plastic dranzer man I got wrecked by RC dragoon namsayin

I’m not wearin a bra

Yeah, yeah, that’s cool and all.
But this nigga used a Dranzer.
A fucking Dranzer.
That’s more important than you not wearing a bra right now.

Iconic

The day thirst trap didn’t work. And she made sure they knew it was thirst trap.… and it still didn’t work.

blackguyandrew:

vault—girl:

drunkdirk:

angryblackman:

beybladehero:

tubesock:

angryblackman:

ebenezersceaux:

tubesock:

beybladehero:

tubesock:

beybladehero:

everyone yelled at me for not wearing a bra tonight sorry

have you ever used the RC dragoon beyblade? dude they’re so damn cheap like they stop spinning pretty fast but not before they wreck everyone’s beyblades

so unfair

are you hitting on me

thought you were a beyblade hero

nigga, you used a RC beyblade???
kill yourself

RC Beyblade?

Nigga you weak.

I used a reg plastic dranzer man I got wrecked by RC dragoon namsayin

I’m not wearin a bra

Yeah, yeah, that’s cool and all.

But this nigga used a Dranzer.

A fucking Dranzer.

That’s more important than you not wearing a bra right now.

Iconic

The day thirst trap didn’t work. And she made sure they knew it was thirst trap.

… and it still didn’t work.

(Source: everytimeipie, via what-is-this-i-dont-even)

aktx:

tarntino:

me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*

white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)

(via squarter)

pinsir:

I’m still on tumblr because I want to see if we’ll ever drop the bar lower than thinking we could have infinite chocolate, if you ate it in a certain way

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